Monday, May 24, 2010

They Don't Make 'Em Like They Used To...


So anyone who has had a porch beer at our house knows that our front porch ceiling looks like this...

Because the second floor porch was rotted, when it rained the water came down through the paneled ceiling, hence rotting the panels (and the porch floor beneath, but that's another story for another day...) And we haven't been able to fix it until the second floor porch was fixed, stopping the leaking. Now that it is - this weekend's project was fixing the panels!

Simple right? Go to the store, buy some panels, throw 'em up, easy peasy!

Siiiigh, when will I learn? WRONG! Well, let's start from the beginning... First Nick tore down all the unusable rotted panels still up.

Next, we had to deal with the fact the new panels were WAY thinner than the old ones (which we knew before we walked out of the store).

So we took some old lath [still] laying around, and we used them as shims! (Am I using that word correctly?)
(We so heart the nailgun!!)

TaaDaaaaaa!!

We hold up one of the boards - it's JUST the right depth! PERFECT! ALRIGHT! We are on the right track, things are working out, let's keep this momentum going... Three hours later we have....

Wah waaaaaah.... oh wait... that one's the wrong size... take it down... Ok, we have one line of boards done by 8:00pm Saturday night... awesome. So much for a one day project... that's okay, we'll start again bright and early tomorrow...

Sunday morning: more measuring, more cutting, more sanding, some more measuring... (measure twice, cut once, kids...) Finally the aluminum trim around the inside of the porch was just TOO in the way, so I declared "TEAR IT DOWN! I'LL BUILD A NEW ONE OUT OF WOOD!" (This may be what's giving me my mostly-undeserved confidence about being able to build anything I want...) And what did we find...

TREASURE!! Okay, not treasure in the normal sense, but treasure to anyone who owns a 100 year old house with tons of crappy 60's veneers on it! Original wood moulding and beams... in pretty good shape too, thanks to the siding... some sanding and a coat of paint, and this sucka's good as new...

Nick's excited... (Okay, maybe that's his "fake excitement for you, crazy lady" face...)

And so by noon when I have to leave we have:

Still pretty lame for another 3 hours of work... but that's okay, I know as I go off I'm leaving the project in good hands... and when I come home we haaaaaave:

HUZZAH!!! Completion! Okay, maybe this should be another WAH WAAAAH for a whole weekend's worth of work, but this makes me a happy girl, and once it's painted, it's gonna be awesome, so cheers to porch beers under a pigeon-free, leak-free roof!!!

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Black Thumb



Hi, my name is Alyson, and I'm a plant murderer... [Hiiiiii Alyson...] Yeah, it's true, I just don't "get" gardening; it's dirty, and full of bugs, and worms, and slugs, and I kill anything with roots and leaves, except weeds, apparently I can grow them, and it's just really HARD [panting, out of breath, exasperated]. Now, my sister is another story, she can grow anything, she enjoys being in the dirt... and thereby is a mcjudgerson when it comes to my house's "curb appeal." So, with a big "Pre-Reno/Sibling Grad Party" looming, I went out and bought me-self some flowers! And pots! And soil! And gosh-darnit, I planted me some flowers...


In my triumph, I call Megan... who promptly deflates my proud posture.. "There are holes in the bottom, right?"

.......?

"WELL IF THE POTS NEED HOLES IN THE BOTTOM FOR DRAINAGE WHY WOULD THEY SELL POTS THAT DON'T HAVE HOLES IN THEM!?"

Enter my hero, my rescuer, my power-tool-weilding superman, who I pouty-faced asked to drill holes in the pots. And he did, even the super heavy, already full of dirt one...

And.. I haven't killed them JUST yet... (these pictures are from today):



And then my adorable, sweet grandparents bring me this:


So now I REALLY gotta get used to this whole gardening thing... Because my garden looks like this:

Sooooo I guess I will be doing that soon. Very soon... because I don't want to kill it, but I did give them fair warning it MAY be dead in a week...

Fingers crossed... black thumbs and all...

Monday, May 3, 2010

New Roof... Check!

Well, the roof is DONE! It was done Friday, and we left right away for our relaaaaxing weekend.

Here are just a few before and after shots... obviously they did way more than we're showing here...
Before:
After:
Before:
After:
Second floor patio, before:
After:
Before:
After:

And in case you can't tell from the photos, we've also got some shiny new gutters that I think are going to make things trรจs easier when it rains. Like... not raining IN MY BATHROOM. The past few days have been a fantastic test – AND – no leaks! Awesome.

But, speaking of the gutters... this is a concern...

I don't like how it kind of just goes... no where. SO, our neighbors agree, what better place for a rain barrel?? I've been wanting one, and so have they, and what a perfect place between our houses to share one!

Our exterior is needing some SERIOUS TLC, but May is always so crazy, I'm worried it will be a few weekends until we can get to it... but it's coming!

Friday, April 30, 2010

Let There Be Light!


Lots... and lots... of light...



It's crazy looking!! In a good way!! It is so good, and so exciting, to FINALLY be seeing some work getting done! Even if it does mean the floor looks like this:

BUT, I am told, it will look like they were never even there when they are done! Full review coming at the end (which is supposed to be this afternoon! CRAZY!) but so far we could not be happier with our guy. He has been so awesome with us.

And his crew? Um... check out the badassery... it looks like that guy is doing an Irish jig along the roofline...
But on a serious note, these guys are real pros. They come in, they do the work, they clean up, and they're OUT. Super nice, super respectful of our space and our property... like I said, I'll give a full review when they're done, but so far, we are extremely happy with them!
Oh, yeah, and see those guys on the second floor patio?? They're redoing it so we actually walk on it.... yeeeeee!! Yes... I hear Liz Lemon in my head... NERDS!

This weekend will be a nice little break of relaxation after all the insanity, so I raise my wine trail glass to you, CHEERS, see you Monday...

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Sealing the Envelope...


So... when Nick and I first looked at this house with my Dad (in winter, with pigeons in the attic, FREEZING inside), he said, "Well, I think you'll be fine if you can just 'seal the envelope'," meaning, close the place up from the elements. Replace the boarded up windows, fix the leaking roof, that sort of thing. When we moved in last summer, and we found out the renovation would be delayed "a little," Dad said, "That's okay, as long as you can 'seal the envelope' before the winter comes..."
Well, needless to say we didn't, (or rather, weren't able to) and after braving a Buffalo winter with a half-open house, and, at times, without a furnace, I cannot tell you how THRILLED I am to finally be "sealing the envelope." So today began official CONSTRUCTION, with the roof.

Yesterday, this is what we found in our backyard:

And with it... some slightly larger than expected skylights...

Okay, not completely unexpected, I got a call from our roofer yesterday that went something like this:
D: "I'm sorry, my window supplier is out of the 54" skylights."
A: (Sure that this meant we would be delaying the work) "Oh no, really?"
D: "Well, if you want, they can give us the 72" ones for the same price."
A: (laughing) ".... wait, serious?"
D: "Yes, if that's alright."
A: (more laughing)

So we went upstairs to measure out where we wanted them... and luckily I had some VERY visible paint, left from a little project I did last Christmas...

And marked off where we wanted the lights... realizing they're going to be, pretty much, the whole pitch of the roof...

Uber flattering angle you got me in this picture, hon, thank youuuuu...

Windows: MARKED. Hopefully I will have photos of the windows in for you tomorrow... And considering this is how the house looked 1 hour after they showed up:


I think we're good.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Closing Time


WOW, it actually happened. After nearly a year of shenanigans, we OWN the Money Pit. HOORAY! [angels singing, horns trumpeting] So it's time to make things official and bring my blogging on over here. So just as a little intro, my husband and I just closed on a big ol' fixer upper in a trendy neighborhood of Buffalo, NY. We've been living there since last summer, doing some cosmetic stuff here and there, but now that we finally closed, we get to start the big guns. Like today... the roofer is coming to set up the scaffolding so they can start the roof tomorrow. And probably be done by Friday. 'Cause that's how they do. How about some before pictures of the roof... (you can see the rest of my "before picture" gallery here, and the project gallery here)



There were pigeons living in here:
Added Thursday; our sad little second floor porch that you can't walk on because it's rotted so badly. (You can actually look up from the first floor porch and see sky through the rotted parts)
The most frustrating thing about a roof is the fact you have to spend a ton of money on it, and have pretty much nothing pretty or noticeable to show for it. But I'm still excited. I don't care if that makes me old :). Oh... something we WILL have to show for it... we decided to spring for skylights in, what will be, the art studio... 21"w x 54"h to be exact... I am so excited. More photos of the progress on the roof coming tomorrow!

Monday, February 8, 2010

Keep On Keepin' On...

Well... as I promised myself I would, (to avoid an old fashioned jinxing), I am waiting until things are official to move the circus over here. But, not to leave anyone (and by anyone I mean anyone googling "NACA" and "BUFFALO, NY" the way I SHOULD have done...) in suspense about our former beau, NACA... I will simply copy and paste my "evaluation" that I emailed them. When I come back to this blog, I will be refreshed, renewed, and hopefully a whole lot less bitter about the whole ordeal. :) See you soon!!

Disclaimer: This is going to be EXTREMELY boring for anyone NOT going through a mortgage application process and/or thinking of getting involved with NACA. Just warnin' ya. Oh, and although I would love nothing better than to slander the guilty party's name all over the interweb... in the name of taking the high road, names have been omitted... on second thought, names have been CHANGED... eh, who likes the high road anyway...

This is a joint compliment of John Anderson, and complaint about our previous mortgage consultant, which in my opinion is a reflection on the organization as a whole. Not to be melodramatic, but we were nearly homeless BECAUSE of NACA, which is a situation I know the agency tends to frown upon. I understand complaining about [Mr. Jerk] is mostly fruitless at this point, considering he is no longer with the organization, but I feel like someone there should know exactly what happened with us. We started working with [Mr. Jerk] in February of 2009. He was always pleasant, but we noticed that, either as part of his character or work ethic, every time he met with us it was like he was meeting us for the first time.

We were buying a house from a friend, and we had the same house in mind from the beginning. It was a bit of a fixer-upper, and we were planning on financing the repairs through HAND. We had explained all this to [Mr. Jerk] at our first meeting. After that, at subsequent meetings, he would ask questions like, "did you guys find a house yet?" Or "does it need any work?" or "How will you be financing the repairs?" We would ask him before a meeting if we needed to bring anything, and he would always say "Just yourselves," but then we would get there and he would tell us there was something missing from our file, which would set us back weeks at a time. He retained no information about our situation, which we admit was a bit of an odd situation, but we thought all the more reason to maybe apprise yourself on a "client" you're about to meet with with a quick look over their file?

We believe it was because of this that our mortgage application was submitted for the wrong amount. The information from the inspection report was not communicated correctly to the HAND department or to our application. [Mr. Jerk]'s response to questions was always, "Just sign it, it's fine." – even after we reviewed our application and we noticed the amount listed was not even enough to cover the roof, much less all the repairs that were listed in the inspection. (Estimated at nearly $52,000, an amount [Mr. Jerk] had said in weeks prior would not be a problem.) When I refused to sign until I saw the HAND repair sheet, we discovered the error together - only the roof, windows, and furnace were on the repair sheet, and all for completely incorrect "estimates". At this point, [Mr. Jerk] conferred with John in the next room and came back with the number $35,000. He said that was the best he could do. I asked if that was enough, it would only cover a new roof, new windows, and a new furnace, and the house needed a considerable amount more done to it. No problem, he said. The lease was up on our apartment, and we were planning on moving in as early occupancy. No problem, he said. This was July, and we had a closing date set for August. We missed the closing date, no word from [Mr. Jerk]. Months went by, we would email, we would call, all the time being told, "Nothing yet, nothing yet." Then one day in October we get an email, that he's "resigning" suddenly.

That is when we started working with John. He got back to us immediately, always doing his best to help. The DAY [Mr. Jerk] "resigned," John sent us paperwork from the bank that must have been sitting in [Mr. Jerk]'s inbox for weeks, because all the dates on the sheet were a month old. After going back and forth with HAND, TRYING to get contractors signed up, bids submitted, FINALLY we were ready to close. Then one day in NOVEMBER, John calls us to tell us, as it turned out, the $35,000 WASN'T enough for the bank to give us a mortgage. We would have to start the process over completely to resubmit a new loan amount, prove to NACA we had the extra money, etc etc. Here we were, nine months from the start of the process, and the buyer had understandably lost patience with NACA, and had to sell the house to a flipper. We are trying to work something out with the flipper to stay in the house, possibly buy it from him when he's done doing the work, for double the amount we had tried to buy the house for initially. [This ended up NOT happening, but at the time I wrote the letter, this is what we were afraid was going to happen]

I guess the point of all this is to reiterate to whoever is reading this, IF you're still reading this, that you don't deal with retail merchandise, or sell cars, you deal with people's LIVES, their HOMES. The people you have working for you have the ability to make or break the biggest purchase of a person's life, and it's not to be taken as lightly as it was by [Mr. Jerk], and most of the people working in the HAND Department.

I feel John did everything he could to help us, he was always responsive to us, even responded on weekends, even in a time of what I can only assume was absolute chaos losing the only other mortgage consultant in the office. I am confident that if we had had him from the beginning, we would not be in the situation we are today. I just hope my letter brings some attention to the fact this can and DID happen, and hopefully prevents it from happening to someone else in the future.

AND, as a BONUS - I give you - my HAND Department Complaint List:

o We were never sent our initial packet of information about the program, until we asked for it, so we were a month late on getting quotes.

o [The man we were told to contact] NEVER responded to emails, [his secretary, I think?] responded on occasion, but usually with NO helpful information.

o Anytime I called, I was passed around on hold – once for an hour, and often the 800 number did not even work – I would get a “this line is out of service” message.

o I called to ask about whether they had received a quote a contractor was faxing on a Friday, the woman I spoke to said no, to tell the contractor to fax again, and I would get an email to accept the quote. Was then informed when I called the following Tuesday that quotes are not accepted via fax.

o I got word from all three of my contractors that anyone they spoke to at the HAND department was either rude, unhelpful, or gave them incorrect information.

§ Had great difficulty getting contractors to agree to work with NACA/HAND, had 2 contractors back out of working with us when the process was too difficult/help was not available. This set us back another month.

The ONLY person who helped us was Michael, who I think is the head guy there. He was wonderful and patient every time we talked to him directly.

And there you have it! My full, honest review of the cluster-eff known as NACA. I hope this is of some help to anyone looking to go with them. When they say "it's not too good to be true" it's not... but it's damn close...